May 2013
Start without me, my dear By: Devin Johnson
Start without me
Tonight, I won’t be
home, Till later
when I’m done hurting you
My darling, I’ll cover
It up, with lies
So many lies
And when I finish,
I’ll think of you.
And I won’t regret
I won’t regret
So darling
Don’t forgive me
I don’t need your pity
I just need to go
I know that I made
A promise,
And I broke it
But when I...
I’m playing a gig at a place in downtown Walla Walla on June 1 and I am so nervousssss
Probably going to get a lot of unfollows for...
I am changing my blog slightly. I am making it a lot more personal, and a little less funny. I will post things I find funny once in a while, but mostly my blog will be following my every day life, for anyone who wants to know. I don’t have many followers already so it’s not like losing a few would matter…
I just want to do something a little different, and something that...
Such a great feeling...
It’s such a great feeling to be understood by someone. To get close to someone, and just have a genuinely good time without having to worry about messing up or being the wrong person. You can just… be.
an-egg:
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
kylesbogusjourney:
activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
holy shit this is golden
doctor-wholmes:
meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’
April 2013
those phantom phone vibrates you think are real
Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround:... →
halfforreal:
houseofcobras:
sherlocked-on-the-phone:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
urbancatfitters:
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
person: *sobbing* my mom died this morning i dont know what to do im so sad
me: how dare you
starryu:
I’ve looked 18 since I turned 12
i have the opposite problem
racistmom:
i truly do not remember the last time i did my homework at home
I truly don’t remember the last time I did my homework.
littlehouseofmuffins:
Do you ever just look at your art and you just
March 2013
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
February 2013
imperiousness:
reyguns:
imperiousness:
welcome to ohio we have
corn
motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana
all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’