(via 4gifs)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
partyrockinginmiami:

 

just something about the way the cat stares at the camera right before he tumbles to the ground is really haunting me right now.
it’s like…

…he knows me…

partyrockinginmiami:

 

just something about the way the cat stares at the camera right before he tumbles to the ground is really haunting me right now.

it’s like…

…he knows me…

(via classykat)

mew2:

ari-christ:

HEY TUMBLRLOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND

im setting myself on fire

the real reason we split them

mew2:

ari-christ:

HEY TUMBLR
LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND

im setting myself on fire

the real reason we split them

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

Guys. Let’s just take a moment to laugh, because micropenis. 

Guys. Let’s just take a moment to laugh, because micropenis. 

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

why were you in your parents closet?

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

why were you in your parents closet?

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

image

(via thesebitcheslovesoda)

it’s like a robot unicorn attack super saiyan!

it’s like a robot unicorn attack super saiyan!

(via oceann-fae)

its just satan in the news paper guys no big deal

its just satan in the news paper guys no big deal

(via fagish)

wow he is really getting into it

wow he is really getting into it

(via leonmcgann)

unfriendable:

It’s not the end of the world http://bit.ly/X98aWv

unfriendable:

It’s not the end of the world http://bit.ly/X98aWv

governmentputa:

are you fucking kidding me

(via fagish)

sad-dest:

twerk4bieber:

i had to read this twice

omfg

sad-dest:

twerk4bieber:

i had to read this twice

omfg

(via abbbsterrrs)