*walks in 15 minutes late to work at starbucks with a starbucks*
The lovely moment where you shatter your Iphone and there’s two touching penis’s on the back.
Best teacher ever http://bit.ly/XZs6qU
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop
which is a little creepy but ok
but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then
BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
(via fruitsgarden)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
(via fruitsgarden)
“Now, I am simultaneously going to make your day and ruin your day at the same time. On one hand, he [Miyazaki] is looking back at his youth and making this heartwarming, refreshing little story about growing up in Japan…he also could have been writing about a murder. Last year, a blog post went up [link] comparing My Neighbor Totoro to the Sayama Murders of the 1960s, wherea young girl was kidnapped and killed, the sister finds the body and claims she sees a giant Tanuki-type creature standing over it. If you pay attention to My Neighbor Totoro…they’re in Sayama. There’s a giant Tanuki-type creature. Only the girls can see it. They can also see soot sprites which according to Japanese folklore you only see before you die. The cat bus characters read “grave road”. And time is going backwards. [Referring to that the calendar in the mother’s hospital room is going backwards through the months when we see her.] (x)
i have mastered the elements
me in 5 years time
